Vladimír Strýček VladoPortos

Cloud & DevOps Engineer · Python · Builder of self-hosted things

Bratislava, Slovakia Open to remote roles

← open it in the rack Rack A, spares shelf · Fun

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The Infinite Loading Bar

Problem
None. That is the point.
Approach
A loading screen that never finishes, in five psychologically escalating phases, with console easter eggs and fake testimonials.
Result
Live. People stay far longer than they should.
Stack
vanilla JS
Links

Every project, the homelab and the timeline: the rack · plain CV · cv.txt